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What is Winfrey?The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug." Winfrey - meme gifWinfrey - videoWinfrey - what is it?dave: sorry your granma died What does "Winfrey" mean?fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world. Get rid of NASCAR and Oprah Winfrey and America will be perfect again. Winfrey - what does it mean?An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself. I'm Oprah winfrey. give me your life. Winfrey - meaningA rich and famous woman who can shit money - Basically, her asshole is an atm. Oprah Winfrey: -takes a shit- Winfrey - definitionA condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base. Mrs. One: "Did you see?! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial!" Winfrey - slangTalks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right? Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman! WinfreyOne of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity. Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity. WinfreyThe Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for! Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday? WinfreyTo make billions of dollars and show to show off to the middle aged white women. She is so Winfrey. That performance was so Winfrey. |
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