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What is NASCAR?An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win. guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race? NASCAR - meme gifNASCAR - videoNASCAR - what is it?A sport for true intellectuals in which cars driven by the best athletes in the world go around in circles for a few hours and high speeds before Jeff Gordon wins. The sport is so awesome that the stupidest people in the world deem it only for rednecks even though they themselves are probably retarded. Jim: "NASCAR is boring. It's not even a sport." What does "NASCAR" mean?Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right. Some Random American: Let's watch NASCAR. NASCAR - what does it mean?The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash! Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race! NASCAR - meaningNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks Jeff Gordon can be found in every Redneck's home. (NASCAR) NASCAR - definitionAn American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society. DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car! NASCAR - slangAn often overlooked, derided, misunderstood and underappreciated form of American Motorsport; founded in the late 1940's (1947 or 1948; depending on your sources); during WWII and the Great Depression. It is a Sport that requires lots of strategy, patience, perseverance, risk-taking, tolerance for frustration, and is actually attracted by a lot of Engineers and intellectuals. NASCARTurning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours. Jim: What's on TV today? NASCARThe National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR. 1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night? NASCARA sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law Richard petty the king of nascar would be the best shine runner ever |
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