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What is Rednecks?

Anyone who hears a Jeff Foxworthy joke and says "damn right!"

Jeff Foxworthy- "You might be a redneck if deer meat is the staple of your diet." redneck-"damn right!"

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Rednecks - what is it?

You would be a redneck if:

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You've ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

Hey, it's the truth.

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What does "Rednecks" mean?

The American version of gypsies. They're usually found in trailer parks deep inside the rundown cities of states like Georgia and Kentucky. Their diet consists of cheap alcohol, the bible, cornbread, fast food, etc. If they're not fucking their cousins, they are seen riding in an ancient piece of transportation they call a "pickup truck". Due to their low IQ they speak broken English despite being the same ones to scream "This is America we speak American"(actually called "English"). Overall they're usually racist, ugly and inferior. If you find yourself around these things, throw a piece of cornbread and run.

Guy #1: Why is that dude fucking his cousin?

Guy #2: It's ok, it's just a Redneck thing.
Guy #1: Damn rednecks always ruining my view.

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Rednecks - what does it mean?

Someone who breaths, sleeps, and lives NASCAR. Usually smoke in the woods with a bottle of beer, and their belly hangs out. Maybe a crack head. If they went 2 college its a miracle-but it has to be 5 towns college. Someone who is probably bald and kidnapps little boys.- They have nothing else 2 do.

NASCAR LOVERS, CRACK HEADS, SMOKEAHOLICS, KIDNAPPERS.-NO KNOWLAGE, PEEING ON THINGS, SHAVING ARMS, PUBLIC URANATION, DRINKING BEER WITH FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING NASCAR, WATCHING NEKKED PEOPLE. HAVE 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO ASSES.-BIG ASS BEARDS.- REDNECKS. WIPING ASSES WITH YUGIOH CARDS

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Rednecks - meaning

Rednecks are racist ugly weak bastards that swim in their own shit hoping that a black or any other ethnicity can trespass in their property, If i were you if a redneck says something to you shove a Daiper in their mouth.

Prince Sade: Hmmmmmm.....
Redneck: Get off mi property bii-octh
Prince Sade: What you say
Redneck: I said get off my property fool
Prince Sade: Here take this here's a 40 year old molded Daiper that you can suck for the rest of your LIFE!!!!!!!!!...ya Dam Rednecks

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Rednecks - definition

we aint racist, we like hunting, fishing, and country music,,,we from da south and we are proud,,,we love da rebel flag and say git r done...people need to stop hating on us

country boys and gurls, southern people, rednecks

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Rednecks - slang

A person or group of people who are discriminated against and called "stupid" by people on urban dictionary who can't even correctly spell stupid. They tend to like to hunt and watch NASCAR. Most are quite intelligent, though because people today are so close minded they aren't seen like that, they are usually described as quite ignorant. THEY ARE NOT RACIST! There is a difference between a redneck or a country person, and a hick. Hicks or hillbillies are racist. The Rebel Flag DOES NOT STAND FOR SLAVERY it stands for Southern Heritage, and yes rednecks tend to wear the rebel flag on clothing and etc. Get your facts straight people, and don't try and say something like "they are uneducated" about some one you don't personally know, if you can't even correctly spell a 4 letter word your own self.

Person 1: Rednecks are dumb and racist.
Person 2: Actually we are quite educated, the state forces/forced us to go to school just like they forced/forces you to. We are not racist, actually we are probably more mannerly than you are.
Person 1: I guess.
Person 2: I don't guess, I know.

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Rednecks

A Redneck is a person who does stupid stuff but thinks its ok

1.You might be a redneck is you have to paint your house with a paintball gun-Sadie martin
2.Yo might be a redneck if all you caan think about is haveing sex with your...Sister- jeff Fox

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Rednecks

Southern/Southwestern person who is racist,loves to hunt, and are stupid

The rednecks Henry Nixon,Daniel McCarty, and Charles Stuckey couldnt stop talking about how they couldnt wait till football season so they could "popp" those nigers across the line and then a girl walked by and Henry said nice tits and hed never seen her in his life. They all want trucks and love to hunt they were jeans, boots, button downs, and a hunting jacket everyday.

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Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint

That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"

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