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What is Westford?
The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
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Westford - what is it?
Where douche bags and sluts go to chill for 6 hours.
WA Laxer: Yo dude, lets talk about weed a lot
WA laxer 2: K, brah
Westford Academy laxer: dude weed is soooo cool. im wicked cool cuz i talk about it
What does "Westford" mean?
High School in the Middlesex county of Massachusetts that is populated mainly by kids hoping to make it into Ivy League Schools. Most won’t get into Harvard, however, with one or two exceptions. Large quantities of academically strong minorities. Girls from Westford Academy tend to be hot, but about half are kinda prudish. The athletics are decently strong. The theater dept is really big and the shows are usually pretty good, but the kids in the theater clique think they're the most amazing thing ever and spend all their time hanging out with each other by the theater playing four square because they're "too cool to care.” The school's guys tend to either be preppy or "scene" but the only real difference between anyone is music preference because everyone in the school comes from an upper-middle class background or pretend to if they don't. So if you meet a kid from Westford academy you can surmise these few things- You're probably at an almost Harvard standard college, the kid has hot friends back home, he probably likes to wear tight pants and sing RENT songs in sing-along groups after school while playing four-square, and he probably has money. He also probably spent his time frequenting the "Parish" where mostly crappy local bands scream about how alone they feel and wear hoodies that accentuate how freaking skinny they are. Oh, and they'll refer to a place called the "WHOP" but it's not a racial slur, it's a pizza place otherwise known as the Westford House of Pizza.
a- hey, who is that chick? She's pretty hot.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?
example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
Westford - what does it mean?
Westford Wives are Westford's answer to the Stepford Wife. Awash in white-middle-class guilt, you can spot them by the designer handbags, jeans worn with stilettos, expertly colored/coiffed hair, perfectly matching mani/pedi, and Dunkin's coffee in-hand.
Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.
Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.
These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.
They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially privileged white people (Westford Wives) get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is "normal". Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or even worse - Pitied.
("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
Westford - meaning
the public high school in westford, massachusetts. it boasts a pretty competitive college-bound atmosphere, so there's pressure to get involved with extracurriculars and sports. it definitely has its cliques, but they can blend pretty easily with one another; there aren't any turf wars or anything like that. good-looking girls, pretty successful sports teams, and 96% of its graduates go on to college, and 1% into armed services. so, if you aren't planning on going to college, you're in the minority. the mascot is the grey ghost, which sounds kind of lame, but is pretty unique. at least its not the freaking raiders or warriors, which everyone else seems to be. the football team usually loses to acton-boxborough on thanksgiving, except for 2005, when they won 7-6 in the snow. that was sweet. the staff at WA is pretty good, you can tell they care about the students.
dude, she goes to westford academy.
she must have some hot friends!
yeah, i graduated from WA. i go to harvard.
Westford - definition
a town in Massachusetts full of people with too much money and too much community spirit. if you attend the high school in westford (so dutifully named Westford Academy), you are one of the following: a football player with good grades, a 16 year old girl who tries desperately to be scene, a 16 year old boy who tries desperately to be scene who wears girl pants, a theatre geek, or a wealthy schmuk who has no worries because daddy has some rare, well-paying job (i.e. a model, a government offical, etc.). on their spare time, kids in westford attend local shows at the parish or frequent their school auditorium to watch the theatre geeks' rendition of The Who's Tommy. tourists tend to stay away from westford because their fast food resturants DO NOT have drive-thrus and EVERY store closes at 8 (rich kids need their beauty sleep).
typical conversation between a Westford Academy student and teacher:
"mr. smith, why did i get a C on my report?"
"because it was poorly written and had my grammatical errors, johnny."
"well, mr. smith, my daddy's friend Benjamin Franklin seems to think otherwise..." (hands teacher 100 dollar bill)
"...now that i think of it johnny, 'rock' IS spelled r-o-k!"
Westford - slang
a town about 30 minutes northwest of boston. although some westfordians are snobs, if u've lived here long enough they let u into the club and ur pretty much set. it's not the most exciting place in the world, however it has its attractions such as kimballs and other stuff. the highschool is called westford academy, and there are the whiggers and goths who go there, but they are outnumbered by everyone else. if ur not involved at westford academy, then u r usually f*cked, so if u go there- get involved, whether it be athletics, theatre, clubs, anything really. westford academy also has a ridiculous amount of attractive girls. westford has its down-sides, but if u get involved with stuff u enjoy and choose friends who u like, ur all set.
dave: westford sucks.
john: u suck, dipwahd.
Westford
A town in Massachusetts that people seem to dislike, where apparently only jocks and theatre geeks with girls pants roam the highschool once attended by Paul Revere's son. Aaron Stanford, who was X-Men's Pyro (theatre geek?) grew up there as well as golfer Pat Bradley (rich jock?). Everyone there is super rich (just check out all of those mansions sweeping Nabnasset). Home of MIT's Haystack Observatory and the supposed grave of some knight to beat those Pilgrim bastards to New England by a few hundred years. At least 20% of the students at Westford Academy will work at Kimball Farms icecream stand for at least one summer. They've got a surplus of granite, and the New Kids On The Block recorded "Hangin' Tough" at Mission Control Studios there. After highschool, it becomes an extremely boring town until you're 40 with a family and a crappy commute to Boston.
Person 1: There's nothing to do tonight.
Person 2: What do you expect? We're in WESTFORD.
Westford
Contrary to popular belief, people in Westford really aren't that bad. It's a sucky town if you can't drive, but you don't have to fall into one of a number of categories or cliques. People are pretty tolerant- not perfect, mind, but pretty tolerant.
And not everyone is shallow enough to be obsessed with the so-called "hot girls" at WA. There's a good amount of sluttishness and bitchyness, but a good number of us are halfway decent, thank you.
Our theatre program is KICK ASS and you'd agree if you ever saw a blackbox play, so don't diss WATA. They're cliquey, yeah, but they're damn good.
Get involved and stop dissing us and you might actually think it's ok here.
Westford's not amazing, but it's not as bad as everyone says it is. We have Kimball's.
Westford
30 sq. miles of land located around 30 miles Northwest of Boston. The population numbers close to 21,000 people. The high school, Westford Academy, is too strict and divided into cliques. Mainly the preppy jocks, drama kids, goths, or genious asians/indians. Westford Academy also has possibly the bets looking girls around. There isn't much to do in Westford. Mostly, high school kids spend time at the local chili's, any number of pizza joints (Presti's, WHOP, Silver Palette are the main three), or Cumby's. Fast food restaurants also serve as a subsitute. In their free time, kids usually attend sports games, shop, or get drunk or smok tree at their friend's houses. Also, people from Westford think they're better than you. And chances are, they're right.
Student #1: "Yo, football games over let's go get trashed."
Student #2: "Hold up, we gotta hit Cumby's first. I need a slush"
Student #1: "Dammm those girls are fine."
Student #2: "They must be from Westford? That means they're out of our league man."
Student #1: "Fuck, you're right."