What is dave?

dave immediately

dave - meme gif

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.

I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

stop searching your name and do something with your life you uncultured swine

fuk off dave

Dave is nice person

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave

that one suburban neighbor that always has a better yard and Christmas display then you

daves house was blinding, and on top of that. HE SORTED HIS FLOWER BED

a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name

a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!