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What is Weekend Warrior?
a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. As much variation and quantity of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.
Waste of space: Wanna go play beer pong at Douchie's, then pay a cover @ Sleezy's for a crappy DJ and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...
Weekend Warrior - video
Weekend Warrior - what is it?
Someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.
Example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.
How long are you in for?
Just the weekends.
Oh, so your a weekend warrior
What does "Weekend Warrior" mean?
Totally straight girl who likes to kiss girls to turn on the guys, but wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it were in her face.
Did you see those two weekend warriors making out on the dancefloor with all the guys watching? They will totally never get it on without an audience.
Weekend Warrior - what does it mean?
A snowboarder/skier who wakes up early on the weekend, rides the hill for a full day, and goes home late. Usually sleeping in his/her car to save time and money. And does the same the next day.
Person 1: Are you going to the hill this weekend?
Person 2: You know it, I'm a weekend warrior.
Weekend Warrior - meaning
Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
Weekend Warrior - definition
1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.
Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"
Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"
Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"
Weekend Warrior - slang
When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.
Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.
Weekend Warrior
1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.
1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
Weekend Warrior
Weekend Warrior's first and most relevant use of weekend warrior was coined in the regular (full-time) army as a disparaging/derogatory reference to the National Guard from as far back as the Vietnam War.
Oh no, check it out Sergeant, here come the weekend warriors. Corporal, it looks like we're on babysitting duty.
Weekend Warrior
Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?