What is snaffle?

To take (something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission.

Peter O'Mahoney had no right to that ball, he's some man for the snaffle.

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A small piece of plastic straw used to snort substances with.

Mandem, pass me the snaffle so I can sniff this line.

To snaffle: to steal, usually food, in a sneaky manner, often accompanied by the sound "yoink".

I was walking into the kitchen when i found someone snaffling the chocolate raisins! =0

She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling

'Steve enjoyed a good snaffle in the nether regions'

'Stephen snaffled Jo's anus'

To snort or sniff an intoxicating substance, usually an opiate.

Did you snaffle that entire 80?

To eat by catching the food in your mouth, tossing it up, and then swallowing it whole. Works only with smaller food items, or larger mouths.

"My dog snaffled up the rat it found on the road."

Deriving from the posh part of Liverpool, Bootle. Meaning women, birds, flange, flannel, vaj.

Can be abbreviated to "snaff"

"Mum, Dan went to Faller's in the summer and got serious Snaffle"

"ready, steady, snaff!" (let's get women)

i snaffled ur sisters virginity hahahah

The act of sniffing a cycle saddle, recently vacated by a woman.

"Warm leather is good leather. That's how to snaffle boy!"