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What is WWJD?
"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
person1:wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
WWJD - meme gif
WWJD - video
WWJD - what is it?
Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".
WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
What does "WWJD" mean?
1. "What Would Jesus Do?" It's a reminder for Christians because Jesus is supposed to be the perfect model for anyone. So before you do something, think "What Would Jesus Do?"
2. "What Would Japetto Do?" (Simpsons)
Homer Simpson shows the family his "WWJD" bracelet.
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!
WWJD - what does it mean?
Adam: Hey Joe you want something?
Joe: WWJD?
Adam: Wine?
WWJD - meaning
We Want Jack Daniel's.
There's not much else to say really.
WWJD
WWJD - definition
Acronym for "Who would Jesus Do"
Basically asking the question "would jesus hit that?"
Ex.
Kris: WWJD?
me: your mom.
WWJD - slang
Acronym for the popular phrase "Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts."
People often display thier doughnut pride by wearing WWJD bracelets.
WWJD
Abbreviation of "What would Jesus do?" Intended to serve as a reminder to Christians that Jesus Christ should be the model for their morality. Very popular among people who are too stupid to know the answer to the question.
Jesus would drink beer, watch NASCAR, and own as many shotguns as the law allowed.
WWJD
This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a righteous action).
Teacher: Did you cheat on the exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith.
WWJD
The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.
What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.