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What is wwjd?
an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.
Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!
Kids: ...
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wwjd - video
Wwjd - what is it?
an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.
Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!
Kids: ...
What does "wwjd" mean?
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Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*
Wwjd - what does it mean?
A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for
wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^
Wwjd - meaning
Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.
Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!
Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!
Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)
Wwjd - definition
well anybody for a drink ????
Wwjd - slang
What would Jesus do? What you say to someone who's about to beat the crap outta you, in the vague hope that he goes to church on Sunday. Also seen on the butt of Elias in Clerks 2 after a night of beer, skunk, and masturbating to a display of beastiality, sorry, inter-species erotica. Hmmm...if beer and skunk is the answer answer to wwjd, I might start going back to church.
man: I can't believe it...you and my...mother?
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven
Wwjd
"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
Wwjd
An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.
Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.
Wwjd
Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
"I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"