Definder - what does the word mean?

What is WMD?

The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.

"Hey Rumsfeld! We can't find any weapons!"

"Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria! They have WMD!"

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WMD - video


WMD - what is it?

Weapon of Mass Destruction: something that brings ruin to humanity

George W. Bush is the biggest Weapon of Mass Destruction.

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What does "WMD" mean?

Women On My Dick

Jonlajoie: ...I do chicks. In Iraq they found WMDs, "Women on my dick".

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WMD - what does it mean?

Weapon of Mass Distraction: anything that keeps the ppls heads in the clouds. This can be TV, dope, shopping malls, corner store liquor marts etc.

Turn off that Weapon of Mass Distraction and slay Babalyon.

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WMD - meaning

Weapons of Mass Distortion

See Bush, idiot, stupid or republican.

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WMD - definition

The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

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WMD - slang

WMD - Acronym (Weapon of Mass Destruction): An implement of war utilized to inflict mass casualties. These weapons typically fall into three categories: Chemical, Biological, and Nuclear.

Chemical Weapon - Using a caustic, non-biological agent to harm living entities.

Biological Weapon - Using a living organism (disease, virii, etc.) to harm living entities.

Nuclear Weapon - Utilizing an uncontrolled nuclear fission reaction (atomic bomb) and/or radioactive materials ("dirty bomb") to cause destruction to living entities and inanimate objects.

Needless to say, the production, possession, trade, and use of WMDs is and will remain a topic of contention and controversy.

A "Neutron Bomb" is a fictional WMD. In theory, it uses a powerful (so far fictional) agent "Red Mercury" to cause a massive flux of energy. It causes no concussive blast, but annihilates all living organisms within a large radius.

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WMD

An oddly large by average standards or a disproportionately sized body part when in comparison to the rest of the body. A WMD is therefore within the 95th percentile in anthropological terms.

Since childhood Joe has had a WMD, as one of his toes is disproportionally large compared to his others.

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WMD

1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.

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WMD

Political slang for oil.

"Come on, gang! Let's blow up Iraq! They've got WMD's!"

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