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What is Vineyard?

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

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Vineyard - what is it?

Clothes for douchebags.

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.

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What does "Vineyard" mean?

A beautiful island, which has retained its charm and character throughout the growth of its fame. The summer visitors who stay in "MV" may be in fact equally as wealthy as those staying in the flashy Hamptons, but despite popular belief the Vineyard does not have a hoity-toity feel, and residents and visitors alike are friendly and do not appear snobby. Another major difference between the Vineyard and some other wealthy beach towns is the type of people -- Martha's Vineyard is a summer getaway for old money, as opposed to the nouveau riche of The Hamptons. You'll also find that those who spend summers in MV tend to be democrats. After celebs such as Clinton and the Kenedys began vacationing on the Vineyard, the news of this charming island spread and yes, more and more tourists have arrived. However, they have managed to keep almost every chain hotel or restaurant off of the island, there are virtually zero traffic lights, and large advertising and signage is limited. The charm of Martha's Vineyard definitely remains.

I'm heading up to charming Martha's Vineyard for the summer.

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Vineyard - what does it mean?

I live on Martha's Vineyard year round and I have to deal with all the tourists (by the way, some of whom are not all that bad) and then I get to live there through the desserted winters...and it is still my favorite place on earth. The natives are highly misunderstood. None of us are rich, we are scraping to get by because the Island is so expensive. We make our money through the tourism and we grin and bare it all for 4 months a year. The upisland beaches are gorgeous, and upisland in general is the place to be...avoid the crowds at all costs. But honestly, if you are looking for a place to hate on, look somewhere else. This is island is gorgeous and welcoming.

And yes, Nantucket has nothing on Martha's Vineyard.

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Vineyard - meaning

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.

"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."

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Vineyard - definition

Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.

Dude I gotta get as much partying in on Martha's Vineyard with the loc rich people.

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Vineyard - slang

one who goes to the vineyard for some whale watching bush wacking fun.

mark is such a vinyarder when it comes to mary.

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Vineyard

A females V location. Acreage located between belly line, thighs, upper legs, pubical plantation, vegina slice, vegina watering hole, the man cave and the sewage hole.

Wow, my sugar baby sent me a pic of her vineyard and then my sprinkler system immediately turned on and sprayed everywhere. I can't wait till she lets me suck as much wine out of it as i can in one sitting.

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Vineyard

Used to talk about a woman's cleavage.

1. man: "hey, girl, i can see right down your top, nice vineyard"

2. woman: "how does my vineyard look in this top?"

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Vineyard

A troll in chat, always trying to make DN-jokes, ratting in the basement.

Oh my, have you seen Josh being a total Vineyard in chat?

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