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What is Velcro?
Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
shoes footwear nudity Velcros
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Velcro - video
Velcro - what is it?
when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!
What does "Velcro" mean?
When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
Velcro - what does it mean?
Person: hey what sexual preference are you?
Girl: Dude, I am so Velcro.
Velcro - meaning
A guys under an acceptable dating age. The opposite of a cougar.
I try to stop Kim from making out with Velcros at the bar down the shore, but she can't keep her hands off younger men.
Kim thought he had perfect eyesight. She didn't realize 2020 was his graduating year. She fell for a velcro.
Velcro - definition
The act of placing your nuts inside a the mouth of a man packing a well developed beard. The contrast between your nut hairs and his beard creates a velcro effect as your nut hair get lost in his face ones.
Hey Matt, why don't you Velcro me? You round hairy man!
Velcro - slang
When your beard sticks to a shaved minge during the act of foreplay.
Hey Steve , I went down on my girlfriend last night, and my beard stuck to her fanny like velcro.
Fanny minge sex
Velcro
(noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.
"Dude, you're giving me Velcro, back off a little!"
"I feel something tickling my arm.... oh shit, it's Velcro"
Velcro
The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.
"Nice job down there bro! Come give me some Velcro!!"
Velcro
The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.
Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?
Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.