Definder - what does the word mean?

What is velcro?

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

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Velcro - what is it?

a woman who has a mustache. one can refer to such a woman as "velcro" as a nickname.

When she kisses a guy their mustaches will interlock and peel away just like velcro.

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What does "velcro" mean?

something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.

DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.

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Velcro - what does it mean?

A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.

Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!

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Velcro - meaning

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

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Velcro - definition

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

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Velcro - slang

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

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Velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

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Velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

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Velcro

an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.

guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?

guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby

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