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What is Van Buren?
When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.
I gave that hairy bitch a peppermint Van Buren that would make Ambrose Burnside proud as pie.
Van Buren - video
Van Buren - what is it?
A sexual maneuver in which a woman grows out her sideburns until they are as large and bushy as those of former United States President Martin Van Buren (fake sideburns are acceptable) and her sexual partner uses these as handles while she performs oral sex eating a peppermint candy.
Jane: Your dick is minty fresh.
Paul: Yeah, I gave that hairy bitch Denise a peppermint Van Buren last night.
Glenn: Martin Van Buren was a forgettable president.
Walt: Maybe so, but I'll never forget the first time I got a peppermint Van Buren!
What does "Van Buren" mean?
The fictional New York gang who show a cult-like devotion to the eighth U.S. President, Martin Van Buren. This term originated, like many new additions to the American lexicon, in an episode (broadcast February 6, 1997) of the wildly popular TV sitcom "Seinfeld." In this episode, Kramer is saved when he accidentally flashes the gang's secret sign: holding up eight fingers, since Van Buren was the eighth President.
The rabid Bush supporters of the South reminded me of the Van Buren boys.
The so-called "feminazis" followed Clinton with an almost Van Buren boy-like obsession.
Van Buren - what does it mean?
The only President of the USA along with Benjamin Harrison who didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He had some sick muttonchops and lost his re-election to William Henry Harrison, who subsequently died 30 days after.
The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.
Van Buren - meaning
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
Van Buren - definition
Van Buren is the red-light district of Phoenix, Arizona.
When people talk about "Van Buren" in this sense, they are usually referring to the stretch of Van Buren St. east of Central Ave. before the road becomes Mill Ave. at Papago Park.
The nature of the area is made more obvious by the overabundance of cheap motels. Most residents of the Valley of the Sun as well as many other Arizona residents know of the reputation of the street.
It's also commonly used in jokes.
Wanda: I have to leave for work now.
Jake: Down on Van Buren, right?
Wanda: No, that's my night job.
Jessica: You're pretty ugly
Jose: That's not your mom was saying last night at Van Buren.
Maria: My new house is on Van Buren.
Justine: Oh, neat, now you can visit your mom while she's at work!
Van Buren - slang
A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
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Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
Van Buren
A street in downtown Phoenix Arizona that's beyond ghetto. Really hood. Cheap hookers are all over the place. Lots of crime,poverty,shooting,robberies,murders, etc. You don't wanna be there after dark....or even in the daytime. A very scary and dark place.
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Van Buren
Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.
Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"
Van Buren
When someone has short hair that has grown a bit too long and it sticks out on the sides like the eighth president of the United States, Martin Van Buren, who was bald with two sticky-outy regions of hair on either side of his head. This happens with normal people who have full heads of hair when their ears make it stick out over the sides.
Your Van Buren is unsightly and it's driving me mad. Just get a haircut already!