Definder - what does the word mean?

What is daytime?

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.

(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*

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Daytime - what is it?

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

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What does "daytime" mean?

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

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Daytime - what does it mean?

To engage in sexual activities during the sunny hours

girlfriend: baby im horney
boyfriend: you wanna get daytimed?

friend 1:wanna go tanning?
friend2: yes!!! right after i get daytimed

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Daytime - meaning

Getting drunk during the hours of 8AM until 3PM

I am getting so daytime with Ally today.

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Daytime - definition

A casual sex partner who is available while the kids are at school, for single parents.

Or
A casual sex partner who is available during business hours.

~M. Graves

"I can't go out at night, I need a daytimer so I can get laid while the kids are at school.

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Daytime - slang

A meeting in the middle of the day in which a group of people join up to have sex, an orgy.

yo, what up with that daytime? whos gonna go?

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Daytime

A party or get-together usually among high-schoolers where people smoke, drink, dance(juke), and have sex.

Ay lets go hit up that daytime i heard there was mad hoes goin'.

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Daytime

A party, that takes place during the day. Usually for highschoolers where they ditch classes to go to the party. Its like a regular party during the day!

"so you going?
"where?"
"to the Daytime John is throwing"
"What time?"
"NOW!"
"oh well lets go."

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Daytime

Daytime: noun. The quality or condition of being dramatic.

It's a replacement word (synonym) for "drama."

For example: if your girl (or guy) is acting all dramatic say, "Damn, why you gotta be so daytime?!"

Or you are observing someone making a scene at the bar or something, you would say, "Damn, that bitch is daytime!"

Or we could say, "There's a whole 'lotta daytime up in these forums!"

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