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What is Vampirates?Mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to Stephenie Meyer and her extreme pile of fail 'Twilight', otherwise known as 'Necrophilia for Tweens'. 'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!' Vampirates - meme gifVampirates - videoVampirates - what is it?1: One whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. Not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed. 1: Jill tore the end of the medical bloodbag and poured some of its contents into a crystal glass. Thus, vampire. What does "Vampirates" mean?a great subculture and ledgend on the verge on ruin due to the popular mainstream phenomon known as 'Twilight' Real Vampires do NOT sparkle Vampirates - what does it mean?A dark and mysterious, yet honorable race of mythical, undead beings. Made famous by works such as Bram Stoker's Dracula, Kouta Hirano's Hellsing, Konami's Castlevania games, and regrettably, the Twilight series. Person 1: *knocks on door* Vampirates - meaningThe vampire legend comes from the the Greek Mythological creature, Empusa, which is a creature that has the upper body of a ghost, a leg of a donkey, and a leg of bronze. Empusa fed on the blood of young men, creating the vampire legend. So therefore, vampires do NOT sparkle. Those are fairies. Oh, that creature is defiantly a vampire. Vampirates - definitionImmortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak. A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine. Vampirates - slangSomething that does not sparkle. Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy. VampiratesTo perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!! Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night?? VampiratesAmazing punk rock band from Reno, Nevada, but originally formed in Ashland, Oregon. I saw the Vampirates last night and they totally destroyed everything. VampiratesPunk rock band from Ashland, Oregon and Reno, Nevada. "Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of eachother and simultaniously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with eachother. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceedes to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band." - Ryan Stark |
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