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What is Nevada?
an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.
Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything?
Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.
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Nevada - video
Nevada - what is it?
Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.
Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.
Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!
Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.
Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!
Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!
What does "Nevada" mean?
Next time you think there is nothing good in Nevada you should spend some time with the "Native Wildlife!!!"
I am the original "Native Wildlife!!" from NEVADA!!!
Nevada - what does it mean?
a state which is more vacant than an empty car park
I went through from California straight through to Utah without touching Nevada
Nevada - meaning
Nevada is the most beautiful girl ever when u see her u won’t stop looking at her u might even wanna make her more than a friend Nevada is the cutest girl I ever seen she is a cute ,pretty ,nice , and she is goofy and she can make u smile a lot
She is such a Nevada
Nevada - definition
To be constantly late, excessively tardy, to have a lackadaisical attitude towards one's duties. This is in reference to the 2020 U.S. presidential elections, when the state of Nevada took their sweet time counting ballots.
Teacher: You're always handing in your assignments past the deadline! Who are you, the state of Nevada?
Nevada - slang
The most kickass place in the US. Well, Reno-Tahoe is. Vegas is pretty suckish. In Reno-Tahoe you can kayak, jetski, ATV, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In Vegas, all you can do is get laid for 5 bucks. UNR also has a better football team than UNLV. And it's Ne-vA-da, not Ne-vAH-da.
Nevada is pretty awesome.
Nevada
home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians
I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada
Nevada
I have lived in Nevada for many years and have found it to be a wonderful place to live and raise a family. The state is filled with beautiful landscapes that encompass the splendor of Lake Tahoe’s snow covered mountains and the quiet beauty of the Mojave Desert.
Nevada is filled with hard-working people from all walks of life and backgrounds. Its rich history and western spirit make Nevada a unique and magnificent place to live.
Living in Nevada is just like rolling dice with your life.
Nevada
Would be fucked if it didn't have Las Vegas.
Anything outside Las Vegas is nothing but desert when it comes to Nevada.