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What is Edward Cullen?
Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.
Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.
Jacob: bark bark.
Edward Cullen - video
Edward Cullen - what is it?
A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.
Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
What does "Edward Cullen" mean?
A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.
Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen
Sam: Shut up ho
Edward Cullen - what does it mean?
a stalker who breaks into young girls houses and watches them sleep. He also sparkles and doesnt see anything wrong in killing bambi's relatives.
Kid 1: ...So I broke into her house and watched her slepping
Kid 2: thats creepy! youre soo an Edward Cullen!
Edward Cullen - meaning
A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.
He lives in Forks, Washington.
He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.
A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.
He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.
He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.
He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.
See also: Stalker.
"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"
"If you're Edward Cullen."
Edward Cullen - definition
Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!
Edward Cullen - slang
Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.
Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out
Edward Cullen
An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.
Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
Edward Cullen
The reason I have no girlfriend.
Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.
Edward Cullen
A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"