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What is Uncle Jimmy?
Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
Uncle Jimmy - video
Uncle Jimmy - what is it?
When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.
We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.
What does "Uncle Jimmy" mean?
Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs
"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"
Uncle Jimmy - what does it mean?
When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.
Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.
Uncle Jimmy - meaning
An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Uncle Jimmy - definition
A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
Uncle Jimmy - slang
its were a uncle and a jimmy combined = UncleJimmy
Uncle Jimmy
Uncle Jimmy
A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.
Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.
Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.
Uncle Jimmy
The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden
The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy
Uncle Jimmy
The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.
"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."