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What is kick a puppy?
Licking pussy; Said in a way that no one will react to.
Guy 1: Hey man, hot date last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming
kick a puppy - video
Kick a puppy - what is it?
A retort commonly followed after accuse someone of something extremely horrid and cruel that has no bearing to the conversation at hand.
A tactic generally used against Liberals and Progressives unable to come up with a valid counterpoint in a political or social argument.
(see racist, homophobe, hate monger, Nazi, Fascist)
Person 1: "Wisconsin cannot afford to pay teachers right now with the current setup. Either teachers budge and actually start contributing a mere 3.6 percent into their retirement and pay a slight increase of their co-pay for medical bills or they're going to have to cut tens of thousands of jobs!"
Person 2: "YOU OBVIOUSLY HATE TEACHERS, THAT'S WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS!"
Person 1: " And I kick puppies too."
What does "kick a puppy" mean?
I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging
Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...
Kick a puppy - what does it mean?
To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;
Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.
Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."
"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."
Kick a puppy - meaning
The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.
I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
Kick a puppy - definition
"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
Kick a puppy - slang
This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.
Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.
I'd let you kick my puppy.
Kick a puppy
someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.
Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.
Kick a puppy
The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.
Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
Kick a puppy
To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."