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What is Ulrich?
Danish born drummer for the well known metal band Metalllica, who spearheaded the lawsuit aginst Napster and who is trying to get metallica's music off the net by stealing peoples hard drives one at a time. he also thinks he's more popular than he is.
Hello i'm Lars and I'm here to take your hard drive. Or i'll sue you.
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Ulrich - video
Ulrich - what is it?
Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!
-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You
What does "Ulrich" mean?
- God of music
- Godlike music
A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss
Ulrich - what does it mean?
1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
Ulrich - meaning
A form of religion in which an individual or family that is christian acts and gives gifts as if they were jewish. Usually referred to as "shystey" or "fuckin cheap." This term is generally used around Christmas time and birthdays.
John: Jesus Christ man Grandma is the damn Pope of Ulrichism. All i got for Christmas is a recycled bar of soap and a pair of used socks.
Ulrich - definition
The act of getting so mad that you:
a) Flip over a table with items still on it
b) Begin to threaten to beat people with a remote or game controller
Person 1: Dude i don't think he's to happy.
Person 2: Nope, he Ulriched everywhere
Ulrich - slang
A guy with a small dick
Wow the smallest penis recorded is 1 inch and Ulrich is .1 inch
Ulrich
A skinny selfish life loving and popular guy
Omg that guy I meat was such an Ulrich!
Ulrich
oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis
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Ulrich is not your typical guy he has lots of layers that need to be uncovered. Just to mention a few he is sweet, loving, caring and very overprotective over those he care about. If you ever meet an Ulrich hold on to him tight because you will learn to grow on him and who knows he might be your happy ever after!!
Girl:Have you met Ulrich?
Girl(2):Not yet but I would like to his aura is just something of wonders
Girl:I've noticed that too!!Now I need to meet him too.