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What is Ugg?
the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
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Ugg - video
Ugg - what is it?
fugly winter boots that trendy girls wear because they are simply BRAINWASHED into thinking they look cute when in reality they look stupid...like point and laugh stupid. they are also ridiculously expensive for something that doesn't look that special.
the typical UGG boot wearer is normally a thin white female with long blond hair and, in most cases, a fake tan. they typically wear anything with the Abercrombie & Fitch logo/name and a mini skirt...and uggs. many of these brainwashed homosapiens look EXACTLY the same, so finding them is very easy. they normally gather at the local mall or at a Target store.
Ugg boots are sometimes tucked into pants, normally jeans. in this case, they make the ugg boot wearer look like they have elf feet, or really big feet. Thus, making them look unattractive.
In addition, some young soccer moms have also been noted wearing these boots, resulting in their husbands cheating on them and/or filing for divorce.
horny guy #1: damn! look at that chick with the amazing body! i'm gonna go over and hook up with her!
horny guy #2: yeah man, go ahead!
horny guy #1: shit, nevermind...she's wearing UGGS. what a waste. i lost my erection now.
What does "Ugg" mean?
Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.
Look at that dumb chick wearing Uggs in August.
Ugg - what does it mean?
Once used by Australians and New Zealanders to refer to a much-loved style of boot made from sheepskin, the word has now been trademarked by an American company to be used as a brand name (UGG Australia) for their made-in-China ugg boots.
American tourist: Are these REAL uggs?
Baffled Kiwi retailer: Um, are you wearing REAL sneakers?
Ugg - meaning
someone who is so UGLY that no other words can describe them
Kim K: REGINA! Aggis is so UGG even lice won't touch her!
Regina George: BERTHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
Ugg - definition
pair of (f)ugg(ly) shoes. Looks worse than an empty ballsack AKA teabag (other definitions of it)
Traits:
1-Ugly
2-Fugly
3-Gross
4-Just plain ugly
Eww UGG-ly shoes. Hot girl. Uggs. Damn why? I would date her if she got rid of those horrendous shoes.
Ugg - slang
Boots with suede outsides and sheepskin insides. Usually used in snowy and cold regions, but now is associated with miniskirts and beach towns.
Look at that pigeon! She's wearing her uggs and miniskirt! Gross!
Ugg
A group of three or more basic white bitches
This Ugg is taking up the entire sidewalk waiting for Starbucks to open.
Ugg
Originated from the cavemen. Is a replacement for swear words and must be said in a deep manly tone. Said by Nottingham folk like Katie Barr and Jessica lynch
I don't ugging know
Go ugg yourself
Ugg off
Shut the ugg up
Ugg
A boot produced by some Australian company. Girls claim it's warm, but it is really just ugly as shit. No wonder it's called an UGG. Guys like Orlando Bloom wear them too. Either way they are still UGGly.
Guy, "What's that crap on your foot?"
Girl, "UGG!"
Guy, "Ya i know that, but what is it?"