What is Ubisoft?

When the creators of Ubisoft got together before its creation for an orgy and discovered a man couldn't get hard/erect.

"Damn Gerard Ubisoft" (You-Be-Soft)

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Ubisoft - what is it?

a shitty and non-toxic game development group
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Goddamn Ubisoft, you can fuck me in the ass

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What does "Ubisoft" mean?

Sorry you must pay $29.99 for the definition expansion pack.

Guy 1: Damn Ubisoft stole my money again.
Guy 2: What expansion did you buy this time?

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Ubisoft - what does it mean?

A once respectable game developer that used to make classic games such as Rayman, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6 and so on. Now they are Xbox 360 hugging assholes who don't give a shit about the best gaming platform, the PC. They delay games on a PC months over the 360 version and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Double Agent and Vegas.

Fuck Ubisoft, I am sick of their bullshit with PC games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Tired of being dicked around on a PC? Sick of unoptimized delayed console ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.

Ubisoft is now on par with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about gamers, as long as they push out their games for the most popular system at the time.

As seen with GRAW 2, Double Agent, and Vegas, they rather just spit out shitty delayed ports to shut PC gamers up than to actually spend time reworking it for Windows.

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Ubisoft - meaning

Another way of saying you have a micro-penis.

Babe, before we do it, I have to tell you something... I'm Ubisoft...

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Ubisoft - definition

A game developing company that has hurt the lives of Jager and Bandit mains. Also, has nerfed the ever living shit out of Blackbeard.

Hello my fellow Jager mains, it has been about 4 months since i lost my ACOG and i have decided to revolt. Bandit, Blackbeard, and I have decided we must all revolt to get our original gadgets back. Join us and we shall prevail. We make Ubisoft give them back.

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