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What is Tyson?
He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
Wow, Tyson makes me wetter than the ocean and my bathtub.
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Tyson - what is it?
A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave
Tyson:I hate it when jessica alba calls me when im sleeping with meagan fox!
What does "Tyson" mean?
he is a all around great guy he is super loyal to his girl and usually only wants one he makes a great best friend but a even better boyfriend if you have a Tyson in your life and he wants you as his girl you should feel blessed as he would do anything for you as you are his world. He is a great listener to only people that he cares about like his girl and will always be there for you even if he’s not in the same room as you, and would do anything to keep you safe as you are his #1 priority. But watch out Tyson may have a short temper for the stupidest things.
“Tyson’s the best guy in the world I’m so lucky to have him .”
“I know, your so lucky “
Tyson - what does it mean?
Tyson is such a sweetheart, who always has good intentions. He is really good at all sports and is nice to everyone. He’s a bit shy but that doesn’t stop him. He is so cool and can slam dunk backwards.
Who’s that person slam dunking?? Oh...that’s Tyson.
Tyson - meaning
He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha
Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.
Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.
Tyson - definition
Ten times more attractive than me
Wow look at Tyson damnnn
Tyson - slang
The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
Tyson
Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
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Tyson chicken nuggets
"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
Tyson
The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"