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What is megan fox?The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar. There are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox. megan fox - videoMegan fox - what is it?An "actress" who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies. In all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you'll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood. What does "megan fox" mean?A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to Ke$ha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other "a-list" actresses. Except there's something that's missing. Oh, right...talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she's unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, because she's set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future. Film Agent: Well, you're just about set to be a big "star". Anything we need to know before we proceed? Megan fox - what does it mean?Overrated. The girl version of Matthew McConaughey. Megan is just another person who shouldn't be put on the pedestal like she is some sort of goddess. Just remember that Megan Fox takes dumps & she has toes for thumbs. Oh & she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie! How do they even fit in the same sentence? I don't get that. Teen Brother: MEGAN FOX IS HOTTTTTTTTTT!!! Megan fox - meaningSome ignorant woman with poor acting skills. Megan Fox:I used to cut myself when i was younger. I was really insecure.blah blah blah. I have a strong confident vagina. Megan fox - definition-"Actress" of average skill and average looks. "Does your mom know you're gay?" Megan fox - slanga skinny hot babe , who has decent acting skills ( they aren't the best not by far), you might know her, when she acted along shia labeouf in the first transformers movies . people may say the only way she made it was able to become an a-lister is because of her looks , and i dont disagree , not one bit , just look at her full lips , slim figure , goreous eyes , and FLAWLESS skin , she is stunning . ( all them other definitions is from insecure hoes ) " do you know megan fox ? " Megan foxformerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes (in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn! Megan foxshe isn't even that hot, she's ugly. people believe she's the hottest chick ever. she's a douche. Random boy - "megan fox is so hot!" Megan foxcheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all. Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles. |
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