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What is Turtlehead?
To get head while taking a shit in the toilet
Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom
Turtlehead - meme gif
Turtlehead - video
Turtlehead - what is it?
A person who's head looks like a turtlehead
Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead
What does "Turtlehead" mean?
Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.
I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.
Turtlehead - what does it mean?
When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.
Dude, get out of the bathroom already!
Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!
Turtlehead - meaning
The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.
Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead
Turtlehead - definition
When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole
Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead
Turtlehead - slang
1. The head of a turtle
2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.
Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!
Turtlehead
When you really need to shit and it starts coming out
NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD
Turtlehead
A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".
Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"
Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."
Turtlehead
The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.
While I was in the car I had a turtlehead