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What is Touching cloth?derived from 'about to shit oneself my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth' Touching cloth - videoTouching cloth - what is it?When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it. you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in. What does "Touching cloth" mean?When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing. I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth... Touching cloth - what does it mean?When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides Touching cloth - meaningWhen you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear. Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here! Touching cloth - definitionOne usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with. Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth. Touching cloth - slangwhen the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact. -"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today". Touching cloth1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth? Touching clothWhen you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment. Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall? Touching clothA saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH |
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