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What is Turnip?
A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair
Oi! come here you turnip!
Turnip - meme gif
Turnip - video
Turnip - what is it?
Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO
What does "Turnip" mean?
Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.
This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!
Turnip - what does it mean?
Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
Turnip - meaning
A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.
Often used affectionately.
"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"
Turnip - definition
Referring to a female dog's private parts.
When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.
Turnip - slang
A person with a humorless, lifeless and ignorant personality. One who does not tolerate anything silly or fun. Rude and anti-social, often controlling of people who do not conform to be as much of a boring, flavorless turnip as they are.
"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"
"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"
Turnip
Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."
Turnip
(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.
"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"
"Yeah, let's turnip!"
Turnip
A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.
"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."