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What is turnips?
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
I ate a turnip.
or
I looked at my turnip to tell the time.
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Turnips - what is it?
A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"
What does "turnips" mean?
a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma
Terri Schiavo, the brain-dead FL woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.
Turnips - what does it mean?
A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.
Turnips - meaning
A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.
Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?
Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.
Turnips - definition
A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.
"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."
Turnips - slang
Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.
Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"
Turnips
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
Turnips
when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest
wow scott! youve got some big turnips!
Turnips
alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."