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What is News?
a character from the 2006 movie ATL; she goes by New New when going to the hood/ghetto; she calls herself that because she "rocks the 'new new' shit"; she is the daughter of a millioner but hides it; her typical "ghetto getup" is a side ponytail, big bamboo gold earrings with her name in them, babyphat, nikes and a bad fake ghetto accent!
Teenage girls have stolen the name and now are trying to call themselves New New despite not having the wealth to pull off the look.
-Damn did you see New New at the movies?
-Hell yea, she looked so ghetto fabulous!
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News - video
News - what is it?
The newest object, anything new it is new new
Carlos - "Damn bro, when you get those kicks?"
Sharp - "Shit foo I got em Monday its that new new."
What does "News" mean?
to be the freshest dope
i stay on that new new shit
News - what does it mean?
Ken: Couldn’t make it to the show tonight?
Bob: Nah. I was busy watching the People’s News Network for Radical Leftist Propaganda.
Ken: Oh I love CNN!
News - meaning
Amongst a small group of friends in Solihull, West Midlands UK, it is the way to greet. It also functions as certain bridges for sentences, for example, using it to define actions and opinions etc.
In greeting:
"News."
"News"
In conversation:
"What sort of news are you getting on?"
"News of the drinking variety"
In object:
"Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"
News - definition
noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
News - slang
Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
News
The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression
News
News is a way for journalists to make money. It's also a way for people to find out what's happening all over the place at any given time.
I want to go on one of those big fancy news shows.
News
Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.
Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."