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What is Turkey Trot?

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

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Turkey Trot - video

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Turkey Trot - what is it?

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

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What does "Turkey Trot" mean?

Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.

Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!

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Turkey Trot - what does it mean?

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.

Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his β€œvery good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!

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Turkey Trot - meaning

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

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Turkey Trot - definition

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.

I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a β€œknowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.

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Turkey Trot - slang

The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.

I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.

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Turkey Trot

The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".

My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.

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Turkey Trot

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

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