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What is Trojan War?the helmut shaped protrusion below a manβs waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyreeβs trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night. Trojan War - videoTrojan War - what is it?Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well. When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet. What does "Trojan War" mean?resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex. He did a Trojan War Helmet on her. Trojan War - what does it mean?The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors. A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging. Trojan War - meaningDraping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet. Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet. Trojan War - definitionThe gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet. "Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours." Trojan War - slanga position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her Trojan WarA war 3000 years ago, which actually probably never happened and is really a load of fuck made up by a Greek Nerd with small genitalia - i'm sure he had a statue commisioned which proves it - (but I'm not complaining because the movie was cool) between the Trojans and the Greeks, who got beat down for most of it and had to use a giant wooden, horse shaped dildo for the greek king with men inside to act as sperm, but who he forgot about and gave to the Trojans as a peace gift when he needed a bigger toy to win, as well as a lot more soldiers (but to be fair the Trojans did have massive walls to defend them and to fire arrows off). The Trojans were too pissed and comatose to give a fuck about the horse so they let it in because they fought apollo creed gave it to them as a gift for raping the hell out of the Greeks for most of the time and stealing their bitches. Who the fuck is sad enough to look Trojan war up? Trojan WarThe time of which it takes to get your condom opened and on vs. the time you can maintain an erection without stimulation. Last night i was with my gurl, when it was sex time i pulled out my condom and it was a trojan war. Trojan WarThe Trojan War was a war between the Trojan army and a bunch of queers from Greece. The only heterosexual in the entire Greek nation was some spartan dude named Menelaus, who was the mentally handicapped son of the dude from 300. One day, Paris, some dude from Troy, got a bj from this chick named Helen, who was Menelaus' wife. This pissed Menelaus off and he decided to go to war with the Trojans. His brother Agamemnon, who was the leader of most of the other Greek cities (Menelaus was always the slow child) decided to go to war with them. The Iliad and the Odyssey were the two gayest books I ever read, why the fuck do they make you read them in school? |
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