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What is Odyssey?
Upon his return, Odysseus finds that multiple members are attempting to take his title of Leader, and they are vying for the support of his second-in-command, Penelope. He finds his apprentice, Telemachus, who has risen to the rank of Senior Member during the time Odysseus was gone, and they agree that the other members must be banned. Odysseus gains the support of two of his moderators, Eumaeus and Philoteus, and they prepare the banhammer for a massacre. Meanwhile, Penelope, hearing rumors of Odysseus’s return, holds a contest for the members, claiming that the winner will hold the title of Leader. She demands they free-hand a portrait of themselves shooting an arrow through twelve bronze ax-sockets in MS Paint, and only Odysseus is able to do so, disguised as a Guest. Revealing his true identity by logging onto his main account, Odysseus proceeds to ban the entire member list, sparing only those who did not attempt to woo Penelope. He deranks his third moderator, Melanthius, to Junior Member, and then proceeds to delete the account, as Melanthius had helped the members instead of him. Twelve of Penelope’s apprentices also had their accounts deleted, as they had been on the friends lists of the ambitious members. Satisfied, Odysseus sends a private message to Penelope, who recognizes Odysseus from the olive tree in his signature. Odysseus takes back his leadership, and Ithaca.net is at peace once more.
THEND
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
Odyssey - meme gif
Odyssey - video
Odyssey - what is it?
Odysseus’s clan had just finished pwning the Trojans in the Trojan War. After celebrating their victory with large amounts of fist-pumping, Odysseus and his men go trolling in the Cicones’ forum. Unfortunately, the Cicones dislike the newfags, and request that the moderators ban them. Odysseus gets perma-banned from the site, and six men from each squad had their accounts deleted for good measure.
The party then attempts to return to their clan’s homepage, Ithaca.net, but due to a 404 Error Redirect, they land on the site of the Lotus Eaters instead. The Lotus Eaters are a group of lethargic people who enjoy watching optical illusions and double rainbows while snacking on some joints. They manage to persuade a few of Odysseus’s men to sample some Lotus/M. C. Escher, and the noobs get their minds blown and refuse to leave the site with the clan. Odysseus pimpslaps some sense into them and brings them with him anyways, and they web-surf away to the forum of the Cyclopes.
Silly 1500 character count, this isn't even a 1/4th of the story!
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
What does "Odyssey" mean?
To experience or give oral sex to someone for the very first time,
1. I went on an odyssey last night with Mona.
2. Me and Mona's odyssey was very weird to tell the truth.
Odyssey - what does it mean?
To have such good intercourse that one’s proverbial brain falls out, causing an insane feeling of ectasy and braindeadness, bassically
Girl, my boyfriend was railing me so hard i went on an odyssey
Odyssey - meaning
Hop in the Odyssey and get "Shocked"
Odyssey - definition
A call of duty editing team consisting of teenage virgins that put on bandanas and pretend to be in a gang for internet clout.
'Woah, that kid joined Odyssey!'
Odyssey - slang
A method of torture used by high school English teachers. The Odyssey is a book about some guy who fights in a war and then disappears...his son finds him......don't read this book......just read the cliff notes
English teacher: The Odyssey is considered to be the best novel ever written!!!
Me: Yeah, LOL
Odyssey
A Honda minivan that only over-protective soccer moms want to drive but their teenage kids get stuck with as their first car. Early 2000 models looked like giant hearses.
"So what did you get for your birthday?"
"My parents got me a car..."
"Wow that's so cool! What kind of car?"
"It's our 10 year old Honda Odyssey."
Odyssey
Odyssey is a very loving and caring person she is very sweet and is the funniest person you will meet. She is very pretty and is usually mixed with a few races which makes her even prettier. She has a big booty.She is the best girlfriend and can be shy when she meets a boy that she likes. She is very sexual at times and makes sexual jokes. But is very nice to everyome and has a large amount of friends and has even more aquaintances.
Hey you know Odyssey?
Yea I love Odyssey she's the best!
Ikr i wish i could be her friend!
Odyssey
A journey, generally referring to one long and with much peril. Also the English transliteration of a Greek epic written by Homer depicting the twenty year journey of Odysseus to return home.
The Donner Party embarked on a perilous odyssey that many would never return from.