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What is War Hammer?

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

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War Hammer - video

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War Hammer - what is it?

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life

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What does "War Hammer" mean?

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

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War Hammer - what does it mean?

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

jesus I need to get one of thoughs

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War Hammer - meaning

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

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War Hammer - definition

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

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War Hammer - slang

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

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War Hammer

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

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War Hammer

something josh does not have

josh does not have a war hammer

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War Hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

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