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What is Condom?The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages. One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom Condom - meme gifCondom - videoCondom - what is it?A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone "that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM" What does "Condom" mean?Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show. "ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho" Condom - what does it mean?A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in. Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male. Condom - meaningLife saver every man needs. Hey babe I brought the condoms. Condom - definitionA rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made. Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ? Condom - slangHaven't you heard? Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything." CondomA rain jacket for your penis. "Dad, what's a condom?" CondomSavior to many who fear child support. Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point CondomWhat broke last night. Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit. |
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