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What is Tosser?
A two-faced, narcissistic and vainglorious self-centred man, whose main goal in life is to subtlety and overtly remind his peers how much more special and superior than them he thinks he is.
That supercilious politician is always making false promises; what a complete tosser he is !
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Tosser - what is it?
A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.
Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"
What does "Tosser" mean?
The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.
People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
Tosser - what does it mean?
A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.
Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Tosser - meaning
A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
Tosser - definition
A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...
Lucas Leiva is a tosser.
Tosser - slang
A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
Tosser
Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
Tony Blair is a useless tosser
Tosser
Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.
Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
Tosser
When you enjoy tossing the salad.
“What’s up you tosser?”