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What is Tim Allen?A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole. I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Tim Allen - videoTim Allen - what is it?We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer. What does "Tim Allen" mean?Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts. Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh! Tim Allen - what does it mean?Tim Allen is fubar. Tim Allen - meaningTo totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up; I just Tim Allened your ass. Tim Allen - definitionNot only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!! Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass! Tim Allen - slangTim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants. Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that? Tim Allen1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape. Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy. Tim Allen1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either: 1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen. Tim AllenTo play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere. Jake: Yo, what's up man? |
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