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What is Till Lindemann's?
What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space
Till Lindemann forever
Till Lindemann's - video
Till Lindemann's - what is it?
Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
What does "Till Lindemann's" mean?
T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God
Till Lindemann is God
Till Lindemann's - what does it mean?
The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
Till Lindemann's - meaning
Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius.
I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.
Till Lindemann's - definition
Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein
Till Lindemann : german-licious :P
Till Lindemann's - slang
Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.
Here are a few more tidbits about him:
1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.
2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.
3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!
Till Lindemann's
Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."
Till Lindemann's
Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.
If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.
Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.
Till Lindemann's
The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.
Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.
David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.
Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.