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What is Till Lindemann?Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Hรคrte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris. "Till Lindemann ist Gott!!" Till Lindemann - videoTill Lindemann - what is it?Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister. Till Lindemann What does "Till Lindemann" mean?Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch. Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why? Till Lindemann - what does it mean?T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God Till Lindemann is God Till Lindemann - meaningThe lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe. 1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet. Till Lindemann - definitionLead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius. I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy. Till Lindemann - slangSinger for the German Industrial Band Rammstein Till Lindemann : german-licious :P Till LindemannFrontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein. Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me! Till LindemannRammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire. "Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac." Till LindemannThe frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time. Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight. |
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