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What is The Undertaker?
(n.) A long time standing wwf/wwe wrestler who has competed and won in just about every match style ever. Used to be scary then became a biker, which sucked. he's now gone back to being the phenom, and has pioneered such moves as the chokeslam, tombstone piledriver and the last ride.
The Undertaker is 6'10" and around 330lbs.
The Undertaker - video
The Undertaker - what is it?
Born as Mark Calloway on March 24, 1962.
Wrestled in rival organizations USWA and WCW in the late 80's. Joined the WWE (the the WWF) in 1990 and becmae the Undertaker. Went virtually undefeated for almost two years and often seemed to get caught up in fueds which were a waste of his time including rivalries with Mick Foley, Steve Austin, Giant Gonzalez, Yokozuna and his own TV brother Kane.
Is a four time WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
The Undertaker nalis Kane with a thunderous Tombstone Piledriver
What does "The Undertaker" mean?
funeral service provider
see mortician; funeral director; embalmer
When you die the undertaker comes and gets you.
The Undertaker - what does it mean?
A WWE wrestler that has won 13 wrestlemanias and lost 0. Considered a legend. Says words like rest in peace a lot
Rest... In... Peace....
The Undertaker - meaning
One of the greatest wrestlers of all time, legend.
Undertaker is the phenom
The Undertaker - definition
The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.
The Undertaker will bury you alive...
The Undertaker - slang
This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.
This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion
"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit
The Undertaker
A sexual act when somebody moves their hands into position as if they were the WWE superstar, The Undertaker, kneeling down to Paul Bear and stuffs four fingers in the ass and the thumb in the women's vagina.
Like the Shocker but with more fingers. "Ahh, shiiet. He just did the undertaker and his four fingers smell like shit."
The Undertaker
A Professional Wrestler; suffered 2nd degree burns to the chest and still wrestled for our entertainment. Baddest Motherfucker since Jules. A legit legend.
Wrestling Fan #1: "Did you see when The Undertaker was set on fire during WWE Elimination Chamber?"
Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "ya he ran lik a pusy gawd hao out of character lols"
Wrestling Fan #1: "Yes, it was out of character. I'd love for you to walk slowly down the ramp while being set on fire, idiot."
Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "herpaderp"
The Undertaker
When you throw your partner off Hell in a Cell, and they plummet 16 feet through an announcer's table.
"I gave my GF a sexy The Undertaker last night."
"Is she okay?"