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What is mortician?
A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
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mortician - video
Mortician - what is it?
You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)
Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!
What does "mortician" mean?
Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.
Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?
No, I haven't
Well you should!
Mortician - what does it mean?
A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.
“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”
Mortician - meaning
A nurse for dead people
Brendan is a sexy mortician
Mortician - definition
I like the band Mortician.
Mortician - slang
A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.
The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"