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What is The Polar Express?
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
The Polar Express - video
The Polar Express - what is it?
When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands
You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!
What does "The Polar Express" mean?
running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.
We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.
The Polar Express - what does it mean?
running a train on someone with tom hanks
me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.
The Polar Express - meaning
Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."
The Polar Express - definition
When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
The Polar Express - slang
The Polar Express is when you run a train on One girl or multiple girls while outside in frigid temperature.
All of us hit the Polar express on that thot
The Polar Express
The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.
Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!
The Polar Express
When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)
You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.
I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!
The Polar Express
The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.