Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The Pendulum?

The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.

She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.

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The Pendulum - video

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The Pendulum - what is it?

When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum!

Oh shit I am penduluming right now!

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What does "The Pendulum" mean?

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

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The Pendulum - what does it mean?

Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally hailing from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.

I went to pendulum live in fabric! IT WAS FKN OFF TAP!

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The Pendulum - meaning

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

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The Pendulum - definition

The greatest band on the face of the earth.

Pendulum is a Drum & Bass band from England.

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The Pendulum - slang

When you're hittin a dude from behind and both sets of balls are slapping against eachother like a Pendulum

"I was fucking Doug from behind, when our balls started slapping, hence, creating The Pendulum"

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The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

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The Pendulum

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.

Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.

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The Pendulum

When a man puts his balls on your eyelids and slaps his cock against your face

Tirico: Damn Tanner really gave chody the pendulum.
Louie: thats the ultimate show of disrespect.

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