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What is The Hobbit?Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies. Hobbits look weird as hell with those big feet! The Hobbit - videoThe Hobbit - what is it?anything you want it to Stop your hobbiting around! What does "The Hobbit" mean?Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live) Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree The Hobbit - what does it mean?A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer. Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye. The Hobbit - meaningho-bĂt-ing Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning. The Hobbit - definitionHobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits. That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes. The Hobbit - slangAn evil killer with a white face and skin, black eyes, a long robe, and has one curly hair on his head. He is very evil. BEWARE Susie: OMG! look behind you its the hobbit! The HobbitA sex move during the standard missionary position (man on top woman on bottom), where once the woman is finished (either achieving orgasm or loss of interest) she raises her knee to her chest, places her foot on the man's chest and kicks him off of her. I'm tired of this, get off me or I'll use the Hobbit on you. -I Invented it. The HobbitA young blond hair man, at St. Francis University, that creeps around St. Francis Hall, lurking in, and out of Jesse's / Ian's room. Hobbit The Hobbit was lurking in the shadows today. The HobbitBook written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012. The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece |
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