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What is Gondor?When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex. Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her. Gondor - meme gifGondor - videoGondor - what is it?While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls. 'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP' What does "Gondor" mean?Giving a handjob while being shit on Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor. Gondor - what does it mean?FOR GONDOR! *Upon withdrawal of the penis from the vagina, woman notices condom has broken* Gondor - meaningA noun used to describe a person or persons particularly intrigued by anime, japanase animation. A harsh insult; to be named "gondor" is to be labelled strange and unfriendly. Ex: Look at all those greasy gondors under the stairs! Gondor - definitionA large, hairy creature somewhat resembling a human. Commonly found in the mountainous regions of West Virginia, Gondors feast on beans and beef. Gondors are normally around eight feet tall and three hundred pounds. Look at that Gondor! Gondor - slangGondor was the most prominent kingdom of Men in Middle-earth, bordered by Rohan to the north, Harad to the south, the cape of Andrast and the Sea to the west, and Mordor to the east. Its first capital was Osgiliath, moved to Minas Tirith in TA 1640. The city of Minas Tirith remained the capital of Gondor for the rest of the Third Age and into the Fourth Age; other major fortresses included Dol Amroth in Belfalas and Osgiliath, which was a city on the Anduin. Gondor means 'Land of Stone', from Sindarin gond (stone) + (n)dor (land), most likely given to it because of the White Mountains (Ered Nimrais) and other mountain chains in the land (hypothetical Quenya name OndonΓ³rΓ«). GondorA word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive. Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies? GondorLocated just west of the land's of mordor Gondor the land founded by Isildur and Anarion was a dominion of men in middle-earth. It reached it's peak of power in the Year 1015 of the Third age and had an enormous kingdom spreading from the misty mountain's to Near Harad.Gondor was almsot destroyed at the Seige of minas tirith/Battlle of pelenor feild's in the war of the ring,The Rohhirim,Led by the king of Rohan Theoden charged the orc's seiging the city. Shortly after that Aragon (King elesaar),Legolas of Mirkwood,and Gimli son of gloin led the army of the dead to will the bettle. 1)The kingdom of Gondor GondorA kingdom of Middle Earth in the parallel dimension and world to ours. Known for its castle with a pointy cliff tower thing which looks like a mashed in adams apple, it peers in sight to Mordor. Giving the history between the two kingdoms alot of people who lived on the border close to Mordor would have to sacrifice a greased up tea cup pig, a 3 legged goat, and stomp a smurf in order to get Gondor to protect them. Once Gondor received these gifts they would send 1 Calvary company. If 2 smurfs were stomped then they would send the entire Calvary Division. No one understands the hatred Gondor had of smurfs but it was there nonetheless. The Kingdom of Gondor made money off the sex slave trade. |
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