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What is The Hindenburg?
The act of blowing air directly into a vagina should henceforth be known as The Hindenburg. Filled with hot air, may end in disaster.
I gave that girl from the club a Hindenburg and she went off like a fucking whoopie-cushion!
The Hindenburg - video
The Hindenburg - what is it?
The hindenburg is where after sex the man pisses into the condom while it's on. Then he pulls it off spins it around above his head and yells "HINDENBURG" and then smashes it over the girls head.
He did the hindenburg to her last night.
What does "The Hindenburg" mean?
A word for when a girl is giving you, through inexperience or sheer malice, a particularly toothy blowjob. As her teeth scrape down your shaft you are forced to cry "Oh the humanity!".
"Dude, how was that girl last night?"
"Hindenburg."
"Ouch, sorry man."
The Hindenburg - what does it mean?
1. A famous German zeppelin which crashed in New Jersey back in 1937.
2. An extremely obese German person.
*Nick D and his homeboys are out vacationing in Munich, Germany during the Oktoberfest festival while they drink all the beer they want*
Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!
*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*
Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
The Hindenburg - meaning
When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, βOh the humanity!β
βSorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.β
The Hindenburg - definition
The act of a massive explosion occurring followed promptly by a crash and burn of said exploding object, often to the surprise of many onlookers or third-parties.
"The night was going great, until the pressure was on and I Hindenburg'ed in my pants at the very sight of her!"
The Hindenburg - slang
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When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
The Hindenburg
When your girls eyes are closed and her mouth is open, and your waiting to blow your load in her mouth. You turn around really quick and fart in her mouth.
Ok, ok, ok, I am going to come! (She closes her eyes and opens her mouth. All of a sudden she heres a bullfrog type of crook and taste something rotten.) You just gave her The Hindenburg
The Hindenburg
When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.
that skanky ho, didn't know how to give head, she gave me The Hindenburg
The Hindenburg
During protected intercourse, the man starts to urinate inside his condom while in the doggy style position. As the condom starts filling up with pee, he pulls out and yells in his best German accent "Das Hindenburg!!" and proceeds to pee until the condom explodes all over his partners back.
Tim: "Did you pee your bed last night?"
BD: "No, I just did the Hindenburg"