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What is The Garfield?
An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.
If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds
The Garfield - video
The Garfield - what is it?
The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.
Garfield will eat you.
What does "The Garfield" mean?
1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
The Garfield - what does it mean?
Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
The Garfield - meaning
swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
The Garfield - definition
The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
The Garfield - slang
A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
The Garfield
The lord and creator of our universe
Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
The Garfield
When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.
Holy shit I just did The Garfield!
The Garfield
A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.
We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.