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What is Garfield?
A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
Garfield - meme gif
Garfield - video
Garfield - what is it?
Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.
Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield
Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.
What does "Garfield" mean?
Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.
garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Garfield - what does it mean?
Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.
"I hate Mondays."-Garfield the cat
Garfield - meaning
This fictional orange cat is commonly attributed to hating Mondays, loving lasagna and being a couch potato.
A lesser known fact is that he is also gay, and transgender.
Early life: Garfield was born and raised a girl but later realized he did not conform to such assignment, and came out to hes family at the age of 16.
Mid life: Garfield Discovers his love of lasagna, and attractive men, as well as meeting his life long friends, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
Late life: Garfield's dear friend, Odie dies at the age of 78, and so does Jon, only a year later, leaving Garfield heartbroken. He died, sad and alone 6 years later, at the age of 84.
None of his friends or family are still around for his funeral, but it is said he was buried with a pan of lasagna, as he had requested long ago.
After Death: People still celebrate his memory, eating lasagna, and reading his comics, ad i'm sure he smiles upon this earth, except on Mondays.
Garfield; Comic book character
Garfield; Lasagna cat
Garfield - definition
An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.
If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds
Garfield - slang
1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
Garfield
swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
Garfield
The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
Garfield
The lord and creator of our universe
Are you gonna praise Garfield today?