What is A Garfield?

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.

A Garfield - video

A Garfield - what is it?

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

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What does "A Garfield" mean?

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

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A Garfield - what does it mean?

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.