Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the spider?

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.

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the spider - video


The spider - what is it?

The last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. The name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.

Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.

Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.

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What does "the spider" mean?

Satans Incarnation and Gods punishment for our sins.

AHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER

Oh, it's just satans incarnation

WHY SATAN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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The spider - what does it mean?

one of the 2 creations made by the devil himself along with the wasp,spiders are creepy creatures,some poisonous and some just creepy

I burned my house bc there was a spider

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The spider - meaning

Scary ass creatures. O_O

That spider is hella creepy.

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The spider - definition

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

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The spider - slang

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

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The spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

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The spider

A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.

E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|

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The spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

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